A recent tweet from the Habs official account took a shot at Brad Marchand warning him about the dangers of licking golf balls.
Which of course was a reference to Brad’s recent habit of annoying his opponents by licking their face, and a 1997 news article from the UK that stated: “Some golf courses warn players not to lick their golf balls to clean them before taking a shot – they may be poisoning themselves with Agent Orange.“
Considering that Brad was 8 in 1997, he may have missed the original article.
But having to warn people not to lick their golf balls? I guess it just goes to prove Billy Sunday’s point, “Sin can be forgiven, but stupid is forever!” Lick their golf balls?
Now licking golf balls is dumb, right? And now we know that medically it can affect your liver. But consider the fact that there are people who know and believe that the only way they can get to heaven is by accepting Jesus Christ as Lord and Saviour, and they still haven’t done it.
You gotta wonder whether or not they lick golf balls to clean them as well?
And Brad, licking is unbecoming for millionaires whether it’s a Leaf or a golf ball.
Have a great week and remember: To see what is really possible, you will have to attempt the impossible