promise you regretted? Given your word
and then realized the price was way too high but couldn’t find a graceful way
to back out?
times in the bible. Herod had John the
Baptist arrested because John wouldn’t stop harping on the fact that Herod’s
marriage to his brother’s wife was both immoral and illegal under Jewish
law. And if you remember the story, one
night at a big blow out at the palace Herod’s Stepdaughter danced for the men
present and in response Herod promised her anything, up to one half of his
kingdom, seems a little over the top but he had been drinking. The media would later say, “Alcohol may have
been a factor.” Well the girl went to
her mother and asked what she thought and came back to Herod and demanded
“Bring me John’s head on a platter.”
Wasn’t what he was thinking, but what could he do? I mean besides saying “No”?
the High Priest’s in their quest to stop Jesus, I’m sure he thought he was
simply forcing Jesus’ hand, pushing him to establish his kingdom. But it soon became apparent that things were
spiraling out of control and Judas went back and told the authorities, “I’ve
changed mind.” But alas, it was too
who when Jesus came to them in the storm walking on the water, Peter calls out
and says “Lord if it’s you call and I will join you.” And Jesus said, “come on it, the water’s
fine” That of course is a rough
translation, and Peter had no choice but to get out of the boat.
our Skeleton’s in God’s Closet series and we’ve been looking at some stories
and doctrines in the bible that some Christians find difficult to explain and
some non-Christians enjoy pointing out in an effort to shake our faith.
back into the Old Testament to look at a particular story that has bothered me
since the first time I read it and when I was thinking of doing this series
this was the first story that came to mind.
it accidentally the first time. Years
ago I was preaching on heroes of faith from Hebrews Chapter 11,which has often
been called the “Faith Hall of Fame”.
And I came upon this section that was read this morning and there are a
pile of names that are just kind of tossed in.
Hebrews 11:32 How much more do I need to say? It would take too long
to recount the stories of the faith of Gideon, Barak, Samson, Jephthah, David,
Samuel, and all the prophets.
names on the list. Gideon, King David and the Prophet Samuel, they were no
brainers great stories, lot of faith.
I’ve always considered Samson a bit of a sociopath but it is what it is,
I can understand why some would put him on the list, even though he wouldn’t be
my first choice.
was stumped with Barak and Jephthah. So
I did what you did before Google, I dug some books out of my library and
starting researching these guys. Barak
turned out to be a commander in Israel when Deborah was the Judge of
Israel. Being a Judge was kind of like
being royalty without the palace and perks.
So three thousand years ago Israel had a female ruler, kind of
cool. And you can read her story, which
includes Barak in Judges chapter 4. And you’ll want to read all the way to the
end. Now if I had to pick I think I
would have put Jael on the list instead of Barak but again, not my list.
story of Jephthah and it nearly knocked me over, I went back and checked,
thought maybe I’d spelt his name wrong in my research, but nope, same guy. And I thought that is just wrong, so I did
what we usually do when we find something we don’t understand, don’t like or
can’t explain in the bible. We stuff it
back in the closet and slam the door shut.
a time to heed the advice of George Bernard Shaw who
said. “If you can’t get rid of the skeleton in your
closet, you’d best teach it to dance.” This
the story. You will find it in Judges
Chapter 11. And it is an interesting
story. Jephthah was the result of a
dalliance between his father and a prostitute.
But apparently he was raised by his father because we read in Judges 11:2 Gilead’s
wife also had several sons, and when these half brothers grew up, they chased
Jephthah off the land. “You will not get any of our father’s inheritance,” they
said, “for you are the son of a prostitute.”
have a little sibling rivalry there, and Jephthah ends up in a place called Tob
where we are told he was soon followed by, and I quote, “a band of worthless
rebels”. And if you are known by the
company you keep, and you are, that’s not the best reference.
area that Jephthah was from came under attack from an outside group called the
Ammonites and the elders sent for Jephthah to come back and lead their army,
kind of a “Who you gonna call?” scenario.
And Jephthah says, “Seriously guys?
Aren’t you the same people that drove me away? And now you come knocking at my door, what’s
up with that? Why now?”
we need you,” the elders replied. And then they make him an offer he can’t refuse, “If
you lead us in battle against the Ammonites, we will make you ruler over all
the people of Gilead.”
the story goes, Jephthah first approaches the Ammonite leader to see if they
can reach some kind of an accord and when the doesn’t work he leads his people
into battle, but before he does he prays this prayer. Judges 11:30-31 And Jephthah made a vow to the LORD. He said, “If you give me victory over the Ammonites,
I will give to the LORD
whatever comes out of my house to meet me when I return in triumph. I will
sacrifice it as a burnt offering.”
be a rocket scientist to know this is going to end badly. But maybe the fix was in, maybe he had texted
home and said “when you see me coming up the driveway send a goat out through
the front door.” Or maybe everyday when
he came home his wife’s annoying poodle would come out the front door barking
plan was, Mister Murphy stepped in with his infamous “What can go wrong will go
wrong.” My father always said that
Murphy was an optimist, but that is a story for another time.
reading we discover that the Ammonites were indeed defeated and Jephthah
returns home victorious. I’m not even
sure if Jephthah was thinking about his vow, or if he was thinking the fix was
in and a goat or yapper was going to come out the front door, but it this story
had a sound track the music would now be in a minor key. And we pick up the story in Judges 11:34 When
Jephthah returned home to Mizpah, his daughter came out to meet him, playing on
a tambourine and dancing for joy. She was his one and only child; he had no
other sons or daughters.
11:35 When he saw her, he tore his clothes
in anguish. “Oh, my daughter!” he cried out. “You have completely destroyed me!
You’ve brought disaster on me! For I have made a vow to the LORD, and I cannot take it back.”
it that Jephthah should have known before he made his vow?
don’t we? “Lord, if you heal my child
I’ll do whatever you ask.” “Lord, if you
help save my marriage I’ll be the best spouse ever.” “God if I win the Lottery I’ll give half to
the church, or maybe 10%, but I’ll give some.”
committed my life to Christ I was still fishing with my Dad and uncle Clint,
and my best friend had been sharing his faith with me and I was really struggling
with whether or not I wanted t make that commitment. We were herring seining and my job was to
pull the lever. Most of our fishing was
done at night and if you don’t know how a Seiner works, it’s a big fishing boat
and on the stern, that’s the back of the boat, there is a big net called the
seine. And on top of that net is a
little boat called the tow boat.
fishing there are different people, in different places doing different things. The engineer is in the engine room, the skipper
and mate and in the wheel house, where it’s warm and dry. There are two guys in the tow boat and there
is a guy under the what was called the gantry with the lever, that was me. I’m
not sure what the rest of the guys were doing.
and or mate saw fish on the fish finder they would yell into the PA “let her
go!” And the guy under the gantry would
pull the lever that would launch the tow boat which was connected to the seine
and the seiner would make a big circle setting the seine. And so that summer I spent many an hour by
myself in the dark waiting to pull a lever.
And many of my discussions were with God trying to make deals. God, if you do this I’ll become a
Christian. God, if you do that I’ll go
to bible college. And I discovered that
God wasn’t all that anxious to make deals with me.
trying to bribe God Jephthah would have been further ahead to just commit to
figure out God’s will and obey it. Which
is why we are told in the bible, 1 Samuel 15:22 But
Samuel replied, “What is more pleasing to the LORD:
your burnt offerings and sacrifices or your obedience to his voice? Listen!
Obedience is better than sacrifice, and submission is better than offering the
fat of rams.”
that he did, and if Jephthah was willing, and it appeared that he was then that
in theory should have been all that was needed.
was working outside of the will of God did he really think that offering a goat
or poodle would do the trick?
the part about us “forgiving those who trespass against us.” The toughest part of the Lord’s prayer is
when we tell God “Your will be done on earth as it is in heaven.” Because that means that we are acknowledging
that God is smarter than us and that we are surrendering to his will, even if
we don’t agree with it.
Wrong Thing Jephthah may have had
the best of intentions, but as my favourite Auntie used to tell me “The road to
hell is paved with good intentions”.
Which according to my cousin my aunt would have heard from my Great
Grandmother who used to say it all the time.
wouldn’t have given him licence to break the law of God. We many justify bad behaviour, our government
may justify bad behaviour, but God doesn’t justify bad behaviour.
of the reasons I cheat.” And the lyrics
said in part,
everything goes wrong
And a boss who don’t know I’m alive
I once had a notion I’d get that promotion, but now I barley survive
A wife to demanding with no understanding
Of why I stay dead on my feet
A dimly lit tavern a willing young woman
Are some of the reasons I cheat
The hair that I’m losing and a women who’s choosing
To lay sound asleep by my side
The bills they are mounting that’s when I start counting
On someone to help sooth my pride
A lady that knows me affection she shows me and a smile so easy and sweet
The dreams that I’ve buried the load that I’ve carried
Are some of the reasons I cheat”
you hear about someone shooting an abortion doctor. And they try to justify it. I am pro-life. I think abortion is wrong. And if you talk to a person whose parents had
considered aborting them, they would mostly likely be glad that their parents
chose not to kill them, even if their parents felt they had good reasons.
just anti abortion, and I think killing abortion providers is wrong as well and
I think capital punishment is wrong and I think that someone will have to
answer for innocent lives lost in the war on terror because the West was so
intent on revenge for 9/11. Have I
managed to offend everyone yet?
message on the Israelite conquest of Canaan that one of the reasons that God
commanded that the Canaanite culture and religion be wiped out was that the
Canaanites sacrificed children to their gods Baal and the god Molech.
are told in Deuteronomy 12:31-32 You must not worship the LORD your God the way the other nations
worship their gods, for they perform for their gods every detestable act that
the LORD hates. They even burn
their sons and daughters as sacrifices to their gods. “So be careful to
obey all the commands I give you. You must not add anything to them or subtract
anything from them.”
be offered as a sacrifice to Molech, for you must not bring shame on the name
of your God. I am the LORD.”
have built pagan shrines to Baal in the valley of Ben-Hinnom, and there they
sacrifice their sons and daughters to Molech. I have never commanded such a
horrible deed; it never even crossed my mind to command such a thing. What an
incredible evil, causing Judah to sin so greatly!
remains, why would God permit Jephthah to sacrifice his daughter and then
include him in the book of Hebrews as someone whose faith should be
funny story told to me this past week. A
friend of mine was at a Christmas party this year and was talking to a young
lady he had never met before, as they were chatting the man playing piano
started to play “Silver Bells”.
this she told my friend, remember they had never met before, “Whenever I hear
this song it reminds me of Great Sex!”
My friend was a little taken back and he replied “All the times I’ve
heard this song I’ve never thought of Great sex.” The young lady jumped to her
feet and said “Grade six, it reminds me of grade six” and she stalked away.
two reasons, the first is it is hilarious, the second is it illustrates that
people aren’t always saying what we think they are saying, which leads us to
this last point, Jephthah Probably
Didn’t Do What You Think He Did
Jephthah’s vow, we find it in Judges 11:30-31 And Jephthah made a vow to the LORD. He said, “If you give me victory over the Ammonites,
I will give to the LORD
whatever comes out of my house to meet me when I return in triumph. I will
sacrifice it as a burnt offering.” In
the other translations a lot hinges on this part of the sentence. In the NLT there is a period, but in the NIV
it reads this way, Judges 11:30-31 And
Jephthah made a vow to the LORD:
“If you give the Ammonites into my hands, whatever comes out of the
door of my house to meet me when I return in triumph from the Ammonites will be
the LORD’s, and I will sacrifice
it as a burnt offering.” And
in the Judges 11:30-31 And Jephthah vowed a vow unto the LORD, and said, If thou shalt without
fail deliver the children of Ammon into mine hands, Then it shall be,
that whatsoever cometh forth of the doors of my house to meet me, when I return
in peace from the children of Ammon, shall surely be the LORD’S, and I will offer it up for a
aren’t seeing the distinction. I’m not a
scholar, but many of those who are scholars tell us that the Hebrew word that
is often translated “and” is actually more inclusive and can mean “and/or”. Adam Clarke writes
“The translation of which, according to the most
accurate Hebrew scholars, is this: I will consecrate it to the Lord, or I will
offer it for a burnt-offering; that is, “If it be a thing fit for a
burnt-offering, it shall be made one; if fit for the service of God, it shall
be consecrated to him.” Clarke
goes on to write “That conditions of this kind must
have been implied in the vow, is evident enough; to have been made without
them, it must have been the vow of a heathen, or a madman.”
us back to what Saul was told in 1
Samuel 15:22 But Samuel replied, “What is more pleasing to the LORD: your burnt offerings and
sacrifices or your obedience to his voice? Listen! Obedience is better than
sacrifice, and submission is better than offering the fat of rams.”
Jephthah did give his daughter to God that day, it was not as a burnt offering,
instead she would serve in the tabernacle, she became the equivalent of today’s
nuns. And now Judges
11:39 makes a little
more sense When she returned home, her father kept the
vow he had made, and she died a virgin.
too many people who have had to bury a child, and that is not the way it’s
supposed to be, children are supposed to buy parents, parents aren’t supposed
to bury children. But it happens. And I’ve heard people tell me about when
their child died, they have told me their age, or the circumstances of their
death. He was a child, she was a
teenager, had just gotten married. Knew
one family whose daughter was killed in a car accident while she was pregnant
with her first child. And so they told
me they lost a daughter and a granddaughter that day. But no one has described their child based on
their lack of sexual experience.
Jephthah has returned home and out comes his daughter, he breaks down and
confess his vow to her, to which she replies in Judges
11:36 And she said, “Father, if you
have made a vow to the LORD, you
must do to me what you have vowed, for the LORD
has given you a great victory over your enemies, the Ammonites.” But she asks that she can do one thing
before he fulfils his vow. Judges
11:37 But first let me do this one thing:
Let me go up and roam in the hills and weep with my friends for two months,
because I will die a virgin.” Interesting, if her main concern was dying a virgin I can think of
at least one way that could have been solved.
commentary he read, “We read, that she bewailed not
her death, which would have been the chief cause of lamentation, if that had
been vowed, but her virginity:”
Jephthah said. And he sent her away for two months. She and her friends went
into the hills and wept because she would never have children.”
Jephthah in effect gave up his family. There
would be no children for his only child and no grandchildren to carry on the
family line. And for the record he
wouldn’t have been able to sacrifice his wife’s poodle, because dogs were
considered unclean and unworthy as a sacrifice.
thought but still tragic. And what do we
learn? I think the first thing is we
need to be very careful about what we promise God. It’s not something we should casually do; you
aren’t promising a child they can have dessert if they eat their carrots, you are making a vow to God the creator of the
sure you do your best to fulfill it.
Solomon wrote in Ecclesiastes 5:4-5 When you make a promise to God, don’t delay in
following through, for God takes no pleasure in fools. Keep all the promises
you make to him. It is better to say nothing than to make a promise and
not keep it. And we read in Deuteronomy 23:21 “When
you make a vow to the LORD your
God, be prompt in fulfilling whatever you promised him. For the LORD your God demands that you promptly
fulfill all your vows, or you will be guilty of sin.
in Hebrews not for his military prowess, and not because of the vow he made, he
was honoured for keeping the vow, even when it cost him his future family.
to God? Have you ever prayed “God if you
do this I’ll do that.”?
attention, either in keeping the vow or asking for forgiveness for breaking